LISTEN UP, I CANNOT SPELL.

I've been alerted that I can't spell.

THANKS.  I learned that when I was... oh in the 1st grade.

Some of us are math nerds. Some of us are spelling freaks. Some of us can balance a ball on our nose and get fish for treats.

I live with someone who won his first spelling bee in the 7th grade, and in the 2nd grade when he miss spelled ONE WORD on his spelling test he came home crying because he was convinced they were going to hold him back. ASK HIS MOTHER. I did.

OK. So I spelled 'simotamiously' wrong today. WHOOPS. I hope you were able to continue with your day while also 'simultaneously' accepting my spelling inabilities. Some of us have a gift, and some of us rely HEAVILY on our spell check function which even then leads us astray.

It's called being a child of the 90's...

Comments

[Jen A.]

LOL I'm guessing the Internet Editors called down from their lofty posts and pointed their magically sharp fingers at your screen while bopping you in the back of the head yesterday.

For the record? I saw the error, noted it, and thought to myself, "Wow, that's a pretty good phonetic spelling."

And I *am* an editor. LOL

[The Accidental Olympian]

Internet Editors didn't so much bop me in the back of the head so much as bitch slap me across the face.

I can't pretend I can spell. It's sad, and shameful sometimes, but it's true. This lady just can't spell. Go figure...