I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW COWORKER

Coworker
She’s not too talkative, but we seem to be getting along well so far.

Today was only the first day we ever shared an office space though, so who knows. There’s a lot of time for us to learn more about one another and for me to realize she makes snapping noises when she eats, or listens to her music too loud, or makes too many personal phone calls.

Hell for all I know she has a tendency to lick people.

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One thing I do know is we’re going to have to sit down soon for a little talk about her habit of leaving her ‘personal items’ all over the office.

Maybe I’m overreacting, but it seems a little rude to me.

Right?

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Today was only our first day sharing an office though, so I might cut her a little slack.

But only a smidge.


  • http://thoughtsderailed.wordpress.com Robin

    Your dog is adorable. :-)

  • http://www.sweetavenue.net Tori

    Did you bring her to work with you or are you working from home now?

  • http://www.newteacherwife.wordpress.com NewTeacherWife

    Best coworker ever.

  • http://fidoandwino.com/ Shauna (Fido & Wino)

    My favourite kind of coworker :)

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  • http://lifeofadoctorswife.wordpress.com/ Life of a Doctor’s Wife

    I’d report her to HR stat.

    Hope you’re enjoying the work-from-home life! I wouldn’t trade it for anything!

  • http://TruthTellerofSorts.blogspot.com Raiza

    oly is too cute. i wish her and juneau could meet, they would be great friends.

  • http://rescuedinsanity.com Kristine

    Awww! I’d love to say I wish I could work at home with my dog as a co-worker but I really don’t. I know I would never get anything done.

    Good luck! I hope she curbs that licking habit. You may have to call a staff meeting.

    Congrats again on the new job!

  • http://kazoosareweird.blogspot.com Megs

    I’m not speaking to you because I’m jealous. Well, except for the part where I spoke to you to tell you I’m not speaking to you.

    *pout*

  • http://thingsiliketoeatandothernonsense.blogspot.com/ You’re Lucky I Don’t Have a Gun…

    i usually go into the office twice a week and recently started taking my pup biscuit with me. i figured, since i’m the only one in the office space, she can’t get into any trouble.

    that is, until she went doodoo on the carpet when i was on a telephone call. the whole place smelled bombed out like a baby had taken off his diaper and gone poopoo on the floor.

    damn dog.