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I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW COWORKER

Coworker
She's not too talkative, but we seem to be getting along well so far.

Today was only the first day we ever shared an office space though, so who knows. There's a lot of time for us to learn more about one another and for me to realize she makes snapping noises when she eats, or listens to her music too loud, or makes too many personal phone calls.

Hell for all I know she has a tendency to lick people.

Coworker1

One thing I do know is we're going to have to sit down soon for a little talk about her habit of leaving her 'personal items' all over the office.

Maybe I'm overreacting, but it seems a little rude to me.

Right?

Coworker2
Today was only our first day sharing an office though, so I might cut her a little slack.

But only a smidge.


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