No no, this isn't going to be some horrid tirade about Keanu Reeves and the movie The Lake House. I have much more important things to share with the world you see.
My lovely parental units have been lounging at a lake house in Coeur d'Alene, ID since last Saturday. Since last weekend they have been living here.
Every day I talked to them early last week they would tell me about how they woke up and had breakfast on the deck, or caught at 15" bass last night, or how they spent a few hours that afternoon swimming in the lake, or discovered a new cove, or SHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR VACATION WHILE I AM AT WORK.
But you see, I don't have to be jealous anymore and openly hate my family, because right now, in this very moment, I am at the lake house too. Hell, I've been here since Wednesday night. Who knows, as you read this I just might be lounging on the deck, or swimming in the lake, hell, I might be drinking a cocktail, in the lake, while catching a fish, ALL AT THE SAME TIME for all you know! The possibilities are endless.
It's ok if you want to hate me now.
Hell, I'd been openly hating my own family all last week.
Ashley, the Accidental Olympian